I love chirping birds and rainbows because they're pretty! Also eating cotton candy and running barefoot in the rain because they help me to think happy thoughts! ... LMAO!
Sorry but that's NOT what you'll find on this profile.
I'm just me ... good AND bad, nothing more AND nothing less. NOT perfect and EXTREMELY aware of both my Defects AND Virtues. By NO means do I consider myself better than you, BUT I'm definitely NOT inferior either.

All in all, just your Typical Straight, Female Scorpio: Proud, Easygoing, Smart, Confident, Loyal, Perceptive and Territorial. Stubborn, Sarcastic, Short Tempered, Opinionated, at times Arrogant, Cynical and downright Mean, but still blessed with a Sense of Humor.

 I'm Single and NOT LOOKING for a Relationship, a Fling, to Play OR be Played with.

Nope! Sorry, I don't Swing the other way AND/OR I DONT Hate Men and I'm NOT Bitter because I'm Single LMAO

  NO Chance of Cyber, Cam, have Phone Sex or have so called Fun/Hot Convos ... not saying I've never done that just saying I WONT with YOU!!

Bored? Find this Profile Too Wordy? Don't like It and/or My Attitude?
Tell me Something, Does it Look like I Care?  I'm not here looking to Meet your Criteria or gain your Approval.
So ... Save your Judgment and/or Evaluation for Someone Else.

 Should you Decide to Try & Make your Underdeveloped Manhood look Bigger by Insulting me Because I don't Respond to your Lame, Overused & Pathetic Lines ... Please know you're Leaving yourself Wide Open for Humiliation & Embarrassment.

That's all ...  End of Message.

Favorite Things are So Predictable, let's make it Interesting!

If Buzzen had a ' LEAST FAVORITE THINGS ' list ... mine would be
(In absolutely NO particular order): 

Ignorance + Slow Drivers + Commercial Breaks during my Favorite TV Shows or Games + Onions + Full Parking Lots + Spiders + Ass Kissers + Two-Facedness + Drunks + Cliques + Self-Righteous Hypocrites that Play Innocent while Butting into People's Lives and are Quick to Point Out the Faults in Others, but get Defensive when You Point out Theirs (Commonly known as "Busy Bodies") ...AND... Manipulative, Judgmental & Racist Asses 

God + My Family + My ' 5 ' Friends (Always Quality over Quantity!) + A Good Book and Good Coffee.

Vin Diesel, Gerard Butler, Joe Manganiello, George Clooney and Michael Weatherly
(All Completely Awesomely Yummylicious! But not in a stalker-ish kinda way LOL)

In People: Self Respect As Well As Respect For Others, Genuine Loyalty, Trustworthiness, Sense Of Humor & A Decent Level Of Intel (Needle in a Haystack!)

The NY Yankees + NASCAR (#88 Dale Jr.) + Learning about the Paranormal + Greek, Roman and Egyptian Mythology

LOVE!: NCIS + Sons of Anarchy + True Blood + Ghost Hunters +  Man Vs. Food + Being Human

' I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false and incur in my own abhorence '

- Frederick Douglass (1817-1895)