I love the internet, politics, and the news.  I also enjoy being a total pain in the ass and stirring the pot when opportunity presents itself.

Does facebook count?

Not really a hobby but analyzing comparisons...

Fly like an eagle-People dont fly

Eat like a bird-You will starve

Drink Like a fish-Do fish drink?

Smoke like a chimney-Only when its cold?

Mate like bunnies-Please get fixed first

Swear like sailors-They really have a small vocabulary

Rock you like a hurricane-umm?

Bite like a vampire-if you dont draw blood whats the point?

LOL...I have wayyyyy too much time on my hands today

My child
My Husband
Cheese...
In that Order! and then other stuff

Dont hate me cuz Im beautiful!

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (The mentalist) Yeah, and what am I thinking now?

I'm drunk, what's your excuse?