It wasn't anything earth shattering. I woke up one day, age 33, and realized I'd never been 23.

Gay Terrorist

I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Brighten my northern sky.

I've been a long time that I'm waiting
Been a long that I'm blown
I've been a long time that I've wandered
Through the people I have known
Oh, if you would and you could
Straighten my new mind's eye.

~ Northern Sky ~ Nick Drake ~

Once in every lifetime, someone comes along,

The one special heart

You've been waiting for your whole life long.
Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above,

To make your life complete

Who you can give you endless love.
When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice,

For the best things in life

Seldom come along twice.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifegard.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first Thi s natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."