When I'm bored...I blink wildy and squeeze my eyes tightly for an interesting light show. ~~~~~~~~~ I believe if the plural of mouse is mice..then the plural of spouse should be spice. ~~~~~~~~~~ I can bake 30 minute brownies in 27 minutes. ~~~~~~~~ I still can't grasp why a forklift has to be so big just to lift forks? ~~~~~~~~~ I believe if a man nods and agrees within a 3-5 second time span of asking or telling him something...He is either... watching sports?.... eating food?....or he wants to have sex in the next 5 minutes. ~~~~~ Do you think if you buy too much vodka, its considered a shop-a-holic?~~~~

I'm like Miss Cleo. I KNOW who Santa will be next year. ~~~~~~~ I believe an emotionally healthy relationship forms between two people when you understand that in the "rolling over at 12 am "....that is your cue to leave. ~~~~~~ I believe if you can do backflips ..this shows you possess qualities I am looking for in a man. (think about that one). ~~~~~~~ Maybe if you're lucky today.. and I'm lucky today. We'll meet someone special. (as previously discussed...(Miss Cleo moment)..).... I just do not believe we are going to be that special to each other. So carry on.

You should message me if you've made it this far...find yourself nodding in agreement and feel a certain lack of chemistry and no desire for sex with me...as I myself feel this way concerning you as well.

Men are Like " Bluetooth " He is connected to you when you're nearby , but searches for other devices when you are away .. Women are Like " Wi-Fi "... She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one.... ................Looked......Found.....Finished.........................