"There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery." -Dante Alighieri
"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place"
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." -Kurt Vonnegut
"Anti-social behavior is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists." -Nikola Tesla
"You are terrifying and strange and beautiful, something not everyone knows how to love." -Warsan Shire
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down." -Bob Newhart
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." -Mae West
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days already."-Tommy Cooper
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." -Billy Connolly
She said, "Don't get too close. It is dark inside. It's where my demons hide." He answered, "Get too close, there is a hell inside of me, and it is where your demons can live."
Music saves me, note by note.
I love playing with sharp, shiny objects. And melon ballers. Oh, and I can not forget about the cheese graters.
I put the fun in funeral, laughter in manslaughter & hot in psychotic.
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Metall|ca : my finger smells like vomit, but i didnt throw up.. hmm
Rumpled_Foreskin : and please remember ..wear your Depends at all times ..your desposits benefit KK and I in different ways but I will be happy with the outcome ..all enquires to ...Kandywantsyouwrappedup@agersmakingmoney.com
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_Vix : KK could never be boring _Vix : even when she is sleeping, the drool on her cheek is in an interesting pattern
Proccy : like, whenever my wanking hand fingerspells 'I WAS HOME ALL EVENING'... i just die a little
_Vix : i thought i was seeing a murder not a necro kitty
_Vix : hahaha
_Vix : only you
˰Aпoп˰ : so okay the new movie will be self aware zombow clown breasts that shoot acid milk from the nipples which melt their victims so they can slurp up the mess like a spider
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