A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New York Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise thier hands if they were Yankees fans too. Not really knowing what a Yankee fan was, but wanting to be like thier teacher, hands explode in the air. There is however, one exception. A girl named Kim has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks her why she has decided to be differant. Because i'm not a Yankees fan. Then asks the teacher,what are you? Why i'm proud to be a Red Sox fan boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed right now, her face slightly red. She asks Kim why she is a Red Sox fan. Well my mom and dad are Red Sox fans, and i'm a Red Sox fan too! The teacher is now angry.That's no reason, she says loudly.What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron ,what would you be then? A pause and a smile. Then, says Kim, i'd be a Yankees fan
A 5 year old boy was sitting on the front porch with his Grampa. Grampa reaches into a cooler and opens a beer,lil boy asks Grampa "can i have a beer?" Grampa asks him"Can ya pecker touch ya ass?" Lil boy says no Grampa. Grampa then says" then ya aint a man yet!" A little while later Grampa lights up a cigar. Lil boy asks"Grampa can i have a cigar?" Grampa says"can ya pecker touch ya ass?", "No Grampa "responds the lil boy. Well ya aint man enough yet. A short time later the lil boy comes out with some milk and cookies. Grampa asks "can i have a cookie? "Lil boy asks "Can ya pecker touch ya ass?" Hell yes it can! says Grampa. Lil boy then says"then go fuck yaself! Grandma made these for me!"
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal, he starts writing in his notebook. But I'm not a Bruins fan, the little hero replied.Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were, said the reporter. Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack he continued writing in his notebook.I'm not a Red Sox fan either, the boy said.I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or Red Sox. What team do you root for? the reporter asked.I'm a Yankees fan, the child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, Little Bastard from New York kills Beloved Family Pet.
Love the Outdoors, Especially the Ocean and the Mountains which i have basiclly in my backyard, best of both worlds!
Life is a Journey not a Destination
You Have To Learn How To Crawl Before You Can Walk
Strangers are just Friends waiting to happen