Basorexia.
"I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way" ~Jessica Rabbit
“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Dory, Finding Nemo
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~ Steve Martin
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. ~Harlan Ellison
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. ~Dave Berry
"Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" ~Warren Hutcherson
A glow worm is never glum… Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?
My time machine broke down two weeks from tomorrow, the mechanic says it'll be fixed by last wednesday!
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." ~ Lynda Montgomery
"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections." ~Gerard Way
"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts."~Eleanor Roosevelt
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Quote from the book/movie The Princess Bride
"When I was your age, television was called books."
~ Grandpa in The Princess Bride
"How do you spell 'Love'?" -Piglet "You don't spell it, you feel it." -Pooh