Smoothie : You so ebil it's ebilosity at it's most ebilest
Smoothie : That was Princess Maia's Ebilisms
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Pollen is essentially "Plant Sperm". Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since nobody voluntarily takes in pollen, I've concluded: We are all being raped by trees.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.