Favorite things: achingly beautiful prose, music that stops my breath and slithers through my guts, people who can make me laugh and think, over-the-top violent action films and cheesy Korean dramas. Any sensation that makes my brain stfu for awhile.
I jealously guard my free time. My entire life is arranged around my desire to avoid as many outside demands as possible. I don't see myself ever insisting on monogamy.
I'm foul-mouthed, uncouth and socially awkward. I'm intelligent, pragmatic and freaking hilarious. I'm difficult. I analyze everything to death. My loyalty is hard-earned and bullet-proof. I am (unapologetically) self-centered. I am a hedonistic, liberal atheist. I try hard to be authentic.
I am short, round, and soft, but my mind is sharp and my tongue is sharper. Life is too short not to ask for what you want.