I'M GOING TO A MUTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER CONVENTION TOMORROW. I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT MAKING MY NAME TAGS.
SOMEONE ONCE SET A GLASS HALF FULL OF WATER IN FRONT OF ME AND ASKED ME IF I SAW THE GLASS AS HALF EMPTY, OR HALF FULL. SO I DRANK IT AND SAID
"I'M A PROBLEM SOLVER."
I'M A DYSLEXIC, AGNOSTIC INSOMNIAC...I LAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT WONDERING IF THERE REALLY IS A DOG....
THIS IS THE BEST CASE OF INSTANT KARMA I HAVE EVER SEEN. CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
https://www.cnn.com/2013/03/23/us/texas-snake-fire