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Male - 50 years old, StuckInTheMiddleWithU, Canada
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Sexual Orientation: Not your Business
Relationship Status: Single, not dating


Updated: 2024-09-02 1:05:11 am Viewed 6,556 times Likes 12

July 1, 2024:  I experienced a heart attack at 50 years old while hiking up a mountain ... I'm happy and surprised to say I survived.  I put details together of the entire experience including the hospitalization which can be read here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N_2ZrZ41h0e1c_RzlztaFl72Lr1sRtdxvrpUEUCRsuQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Ʋƞiƙiƞƞs™ : I like meat juices 

[11:36p] ✧fìéśtýβåbỳ™✧ : 8 ball is fiesty a good girl?

[11:36p] --ƓαMєƵzƵz™-- : ✧fìéśtýβåbỳ™✧ Spins The 8 Ball @ The Sports Bar...
Answer To Question Is: No

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꧁𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂꧂ : i actually like oral a lot , apart fro mthe gag issues

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ℭlays : You put it near my butt hole I’m going to scream and that’s the end of that ride

«°ŤîņkêŕbêÎΰ» : moans

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Eclissi: Blow Blow, Blow your boat, gently down the stream Melody : merrily merilly , right untill you cream 

Judge_Judy : i like my rims cleaned

~Chaotic~ : If something is going down your throat and you think you will gag just go EEEEEEEEEEEE and it will stop ya gagging

Ťrícíå_ån : I dont want one 'spank'

Ťrícíå_ån : spanking means more than one

MS-KIMMY-THE-QUEEN™ : n i was the handjob queen

PandaDan BigDPicPostedonPro : not much suction but enough to get that stuff out  ;)

~~ Dee_Nut_Cracker~~ : i have a cute box ...(I stopped reading there).....................................i got at my wedding shower...where everyone wrote a recipe on a recipe card

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : my lips are moist

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MissPenelope : we need to pat the girl bits

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : i was being polite for once 

ScootahGurl : wow, worse than a woman

MissPenelope : iwant blows nude pics so i can show my kids and tell them. "this is what happens if you don`t eat your veggies"

katnip : I dont spit

THE : the universe was created when odin dared to god lighting a fart, and thus the big bang..

Ñ•ωєєт♬ Ñ•σηg : i always go down

🎔Tender_Touch🎔 : I love them black. :P

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : you can flip my lettuce

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : i know what is good protein   |   TrashyKitten : most don't swallow judy....lol

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : i can do that blow just for him ;)

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ licks on blow

♬NeTTa♬ : would be curious to show that i have more than african in me

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2BυмρÑ•4U™ : gargling is true friendship

MissPenelope : lol blow the reality of me would.....blow your mind

ScootahGurl : good dong, josh!!!

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : Im good at fluffing

MissPenelope : my pussy is half shaved sissy

ScootahGurl : im gonna show u the good bad n ugly blow

🎔ŞaÅŸhå🎔 : :O Blow you hussybutt

MissPenelope : hey it`s a short jump from just nutella to naked men and nutella

MissPenelope : blow sweetheart (K)  <<< wondering what I did Is scared now!

♬NeTTa♬ : its ok i will lick that dildo

Anja : there wouldnt be a divorce rate if people just lived in sin

down with the sickness : anyway i came here to get drunk and hit on vg and pene, and hope they scirros because that would be hot

~Chaotic~ : I fuck a dick and not the nuts

~Chaotic~ : I can suck like a hoover

TrashyKitten : so let's see...blow's a general manager for two motorcycle places, he sings, and he can build furniture...so what if it's Ikea....he's a very talented guy....and oh yes..he hikes around the world

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : omg blow always on my mind   (she forgot a comma after "blow")

Toodalu : yeah don't ruin your rep as shallow and horny, Blow  :P

ScootahGurl : my meat always smokes..

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : i like hotbeefInjection

ƒð—¢ð–®ð™Šð˜–𝑲𝑬R™ : I got titty slapped once so hard, my dentures fell out 

MissPenelope : brutal is a bad word creamy, we aggresive women prefer the term "determined"

Anja : I am rarely agressive

Anja : outside the bedroom

ScootahGurl : i have to expose myself

Sandy Baby : my knees are good :D

2BυмρÑ•4U™ some of us are used to things down our throats

♪DJ Tweet⚡♫☊ dances with my hubbs and grinds him 

𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : i have not had a sausage in ages

Anja : my chest is bigger than our hills

ÆŠøт☙Ƈαℓʍ❣ツ : toiletly speaking

ŚƥũňķŷMōũšÄ› : bum on;ly saves his gfs quotes....???

iмρ : blow... people on the internet don't lie.... 

MissPenelope : funnily enough i trust you blow

MissPenelope : what`s the diff between jam and jelly?  you can`t have a cock jellied down your throat

Anja : fappy new year

♬NeTTa♬ : i do a damn good job fucking myself

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hotsmoothjosh2 : oz tried to get me under the mistletoe, but I was wise to him

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♬NeTTa♬ : ok i gotta go fuck

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monicaslovely™ : i was like theres to much goin on in my mouth

MissPenelope : you can`t sneak a willy clone blow!   << she's obviously tried!

~Chaotic~ : Yo Whisperer - not tonight and the future as a whole looks like a negative

TrashyKitten : 6 inches that means it's been folded in half

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MelliMuffin : no Blow, I reserve "oh sweet baby jesus" for you

~Chaotic~ : I have been known to bob on it

~Chaotic~ : not bobbit though

Sandy Baby : i like ya hard                   (was refering to a differnt chatter!)

TrashyKitten : i'd love to blow but not in front of this crowd

MissPenelope : i have to get my hubby drunk so he WILL touch me lol

Anja : i wanted him to keep talking, I was almost done (refering to Mario DJing)

Villagegirl : let me know i got a box lol

~Chaotic~ : <------ not used

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ScootahGurl : i like quick and easy

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𝐉udge _𝐉udy™ : im only voilent in bed

ScootahGurl : blowwwwwwwwwwwwable :P(K)

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♬NeTTa♬ : blow you are so perverted

MissPenelope : semen exuded randomly does bring you to mind blow

DAIRYorMOO farts in front of blow  DAIRYorMOO : powerful enough?

ScootahGurl : if youre going to have cyber sex make it sizzle

MissPenelope : when i think masturbation i think of you blow

MissPenelope : love vg to pieces    MissPenelope : never tell her

2BυмρÑ•4U™ : if u smile ..makes others wonder what ur up to

♬NeTTa♬ : Harry are you done double teaming me

βǜɡɡ✿ : yea like that guy with the glow in the dark condom

Djiny : good lord man get it up

 βǜɡɡ✿ : i blew ya up there

☯VillαÉ Ò½GiɾL☮ : facials work for me :D

👢ξƈℓϊѕѕі👢 : Blow -45.5 demerits for not having me in your profile

؊РЯЁŶ gave blow +45.5 merits for NOT having me in there

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hotsmoothjosh2 : I skyped with Mario, my erection didn't go down for a week 

♥♥𝓡𝓲𝓮 : i want to come tooo

Villagegirl : your blowlessness (K)

2RoundBυмρÑ•4U™ : owes blow a vocaroo

joy~Qld : i wish i could blow  :P

✨JennaSaisQuoi✨ : you should watch a video phil , ... his fingering is amazing

✨JennaSaisQuoi✨ : id let mario eat my starbursts

☯ VιÆ¥εƨ™â˜¯ : if Blow said he'd pinch his own nipples for a song, I'd play it for him

✿Ċħēгγł✿ : but not anal

Jаggεd : lotta blow's nights end like that .. " can't remember what happened but he was cuddly "

naughty gurl : Only BUM can turn farming into aa sexual escapade

Miura : blows profile got me knocked up

Ψ§Ð¼Ð´cЖΩMє☠ : not u blow

Ψ§Ð¼Ð´cЖΩMє☠ : ur a good guy

βǜɡɡ✿ : you're such a giver blow

EverBunni : I got lucky

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ChangeIsGouda : youre just negative and combative, blow

  serapнim 奴 : I'm goof like that.

•Ä±Äºanıtı• ŚǿĐ lol ty Denny...I need more than a line...I am now in need of a pope

♬♪♫~VivaVoce~♬♪♫ : lmao bloweys ... only a tad bizarre

ÅžâsÄ¥å anal is quite enjoyable......just saying

✥ìlaÆžìtì✥ SøÐ : what an odd place to keep a cock

༺❦Ꮗяatḫΐέ❦༻ : all of me is worn out Meat

NeÑ‚Ñ‚α : i know im not in blow's profile

-â—„§uzy_§ezâ–º- : i like soft too

meddler2900 : I prefer bareback, ask russ :P

2É·bumpZ4u© k im looking forward to uninterupted sleep as as long as me and my clit agree

·É…· : im easy

Æ‘OÅŒkƐƦ : God I hate agreeing with Blow

Ƴǜɱɱƴɭїᵖś : i like big ones

ares 奴 : Even women don't understand women Kelly.

SCORPIO…RUSS™ : I must not have had said anything interesting to get on Blowy Profile

ßøne : blow is horny

KørrüþtêФKåñÐý™ : you treat me as a whole. not a hole.

☩ĦĪŦMĀ₦☩ : oh so lsd and liquer asure fire way hitman is getting n some kind of trouble

£ùçífêr : thank god

Creamscones : do not whisper anything dirty to blow....he keeps quotes on his profile......lolololololololol

•†•ÑÑdяù앆• : I YELLED IN HER EAR OMG THE DEVIL JUST DOVE INTO MY ASS!

KørrüþtêФKåñÐý™ : I owe that dinosaur a bj.

 

MiKeY1982 : ok dont say i never offered

 

¡ffÒ¯™ : gah, Blow

 

☜_Nika_☞ : i like to blow ..

☜_Nika_☞ : ok i didnt say that

 

â—¦Ù­â—¦PlαÿƒÅ©lâ—¦Ù­â—¦ : women r so easily pleased :P
 

Saving this comment for Fooker next time I see him ....

²bümpZ4Ù© : fookers nose is longer than his pecker for all the bs he shares
 

Some Random comments:

♀♥♫dèLÅ£à♫✿☮ : <

 

Just a few words used to describe me by others:

Monique™ : Blow aka BigCock
 

BohemianRose39 : your being adorkable, blow

ķίćќ : along with Goofus :P

♥ΡЈ♥ : awww Blow u are adorkable luv :D

●fiestýβสbỳ● : if i say your adorkable do i get to go in your profile too?
 

.... outside of this come talk to me, you'll find out who I am.

Interests: 

I like to breathe .... air preferably.

Favorite Quotes:

Shit Happens! Life is too short so move on (me ... I stole it)

Google is my friend :P (me ... I made it)


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