I am not going to sex you!

“As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole.”

“My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts.”

“It's like doughnut holes.

Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an

entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.”

We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts.

“Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts.”

Sometimes I feel so empty inside like a doughnut.

It's simple. Eat well, exercise and get lots of sleep but make sure you indulge occasionally. At my age I think, what the hell, and eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut!

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.