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Gargamel_Azreal (GARGAMEL, AZREAL)
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Male - Dirty Water, United States
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Sexual Orientation: Straight/Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Single, and looking


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I'm relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. I'm moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun. At times I'm....overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing my own individual interests and internally based identity. I'm social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, great in bed, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, good lover, likes the spotlight, loves food, great kisser, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others.

~~~I spend the majority of my days laughing.....everything is amusing to me.....and nothing is worth trading a laugh, for a tear.~~~

~~~Live life to your own idea of perfection.....you will never be anything less than perfect if you do! ~~~

~~~I try not to hold grudges against people....as pessimistic as I may be towards the general public, I believe that there is good in people...and that's something worth fighting for. People differ in their views and beliefs, and many people dislike me for whatever reason. But that's okay. Not that I don't care, but I'm not out to impress anyone. I'm just doing what I can, and .........that's all that matters.~~~

~Just remember......If you want something in life, reach out and GRAB IT! ~


~Ignorance can be halted through education, but Stupidity lasts a lifetime.~


~I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people in to my life and they've taken advantage of me, and I've accepted way less then i deserve....But i've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things i can never change and get back and people who will never be sorry for the how they acted towards me and what they mentally did....I'll know better next time and i won't settle for anything less than i deserve! ~


"There's a saying: You don't know anyone truly until you see them at their worst, at their maddest, at their saddest, at their bottom. And you can be with someone for years until you see them at their bottom and they turn into someone else, and you're sitting there dumbstruck with your jaw on the floor going, 'I feel like I don't know you. I've spent all this time with you, and I feel like I don't know you.'"

~ ...each one of us is a union of all universal energy. Everything that we need in order to be complete is within us right at this very moment. It is simply a matter of being able to recognize it. ~

~~~ "Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight...it'll crush, ....... hold it too loose...it'll fly away." ~~~

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LIFE'S LESSONS

Life isn't fair, but its still good.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short to waste time hating on anyone.
Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Cry with someone. Its more healing then crying alone.
It's ok to get angry.
Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Make peace with your past, so it won't screw up the present.
Its OK to let your children see you cry.
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; GOD NEVER BLINKS.
Take a deep breath. It calms the wind.
Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.Whatever doesn't kill you, really does make you stronger.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today and everyday is special.

Over prepare, then go with the flow.

Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to do what you've always wanted to do without any cares.

The most important sex organ is the brain.

No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words,..."In five years, will this matter?"
Always choose life.
Forgive everyone everything.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Believe in miracles.
God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
Your children get only one childhood.
All that truly matters in the end is, that you loved.
Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
The best is yet to come.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.
Yield!
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

~~~Hobbies and Favorites things

(See Interests)...Also I have other interests which cannot be written in here because they may violate the Buzzen C.o.c. and may not be suitable for younger viewers since it could contain sexualy explicit details of a mature and sexual nature.

~~~Ya know your life isn't suspose to be a typed out like a book on a freak'n chat screen ... where anyone can type it out to make others believe it .. small minds..small additudes..small person.~~~

~ Life isn't enough.... One life isn't enough for me. There aren't enough days. Too many things to do, too many ideas.... Every sunset upsets me because another day has gone by. ~


>> Donny: May tomorrow....be a perfect day.  Marie: May you find love and laughter along the way.  Donny: May god keep you....in his tender care.  Marie: Til he brings us together again.  Donny and Marie: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

~ Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something they'd like to have dinner with. ~

~ Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at
the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along
- the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree. ~
*** Footnote: I try to be an apple climber, it just seems i always get there too late as even the top ones are rotting.***
*Footnote to the above footnote: Men also remember that most of these women are bipolar and most likely when you climb the top of that tree, most likely they will pull out a baseball bat and beat you down that tree. Be aware and cautious of their intentions *

~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a
woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars. ~

life and relationships arent actually that difficult...its when you try too hard and do shit you dont wanna do that makes you uncomfortable that YOU make it complicated..just be YOU thats what you want her to love right? so chill



Want to find a list of my favorite things? Just check it out!

Interests

Whateva the _ _ _ _ I wanna do.


~ "Life isn't about how to survive the storm,.... but how to dance in the    
rain."  ~

 ~~~They say sorrow builds character. There are those days when all the pain, hurt, sadness and anguish come to a head. You don't even remember everything that you're sad about, you just know it hurts... like a boil waiting to burst. It's a venom that has to be released and you don't know how. So you're sitting there, eyes leaking, wondering what happened, how it got to this point and why you feel such pity for yourself. Sad songs don't help one bit. Every single one seems to have a personal message to you. Upbeat songs make you want to rip the throat out of whomever is singing it, for being so damn happy. You feel like you're bent till you'll break, like you're creaking, ready to snap at any moment. Then one comment, one little comment made by someone, and you completely shatter. Looking back it wasn't even a real bad comment, not really..... you were just weak and drained, and that one comment makes it all fall apart. The straw that broke the camel's back. Except, I'm not a camel, and it wasn't my back that broke. It's so strange, all these feelings coming from someone that's normally so happy, always upbeat, always eager to smile and laugh........ oh how I love to laugh! That deep belly laugh where your sides hurt, your face hurts, and you never want to stop. I love that! But I can't laugh right now, I am welling up again, leaking from the eyes, being a guy.... I guess. God, I hate this. That tightness in your throat, the throb in your forehead, the sinking feeling on the inside. Contention. No pity, I don't want pats on the back and little cliches that're supposed to make one feel better. I just want to write it all out so I can feel it, understand it, and learn from it. They say sorrow builds character.~~~

~~~Never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did is exactly what you wanted to do.~~~

~~~Don't worry about the people in your past.... there's a reason they didn't make it part of my future.~~~

~~~In Love....its more about the Journey, then it is about the Destination.~~~

~~~Restraining Orders..........another way to say I LOVE YOU.~~~

TAURUS
 
If you were to describe the typical Taurus temperament, you would probably use words such as ‘cautious’, ‘practical’ and ‘purposeful’. One word you definitely wouldn’t use is ‘impulsive’.

When you are making important decisions in life, decisions about things that are vital to your security and the welfare of those you love, you spend a long time on them. You want those decisions to be rock solid.

Once your mind is made up, you have amazing persistence and follow through, plus tons of energy — you rarely give up on a task once you’ve decided on it. And you’ll stick to your guns, even if you’re being provoked, tempted or ridiculed. This will be a blessing at some times and a curse at others.

Sometimes this ability to hang in there can turn into pride and obstinacy. At other times you refuse to accept another opinion or suggestion, even though the advice is reasonable and the person offering it has nothing but good intentions. What if the person is right?

Those who love you and offer you constructive criticism don’t mean to hurt you — they have your best interests at heart — and what they offer can be useful to you. Try to remember that.

If you look inside yourself, you’ll see that sometimes the reason you hold on to your position or opinion so fiercely is that you fear change.
Because you take such pride in your ability to see things through to the end, people who try to meddle with what you have set out to do, or change the rules of the game, are likely to hear from you, loud and clear. You really, really want to finish what you start.

Also, people will not have much success if they try to push something onto you and leave you no room to control your destiny. Then the bull in you really starts to make itself heard and felt.

On the other side of the coin, you also like to take it easy. This goes back to liking to leave things as they are. You may need to keep an eye on this — complacency and apathy are down the end of that path.

Change is the only constant in life and you may need to remind yourself of this every now and then; trying to resist all change leads only to stress and dissatisfaction with your life and relationships.

You also have a great love affair with the finer things in life. If you could find a servant to help with all the boring jobs you hate, you could live the luxurious life you dream of!

You are a great mate. When you agree to help someone, you go to any lengths to keep your word. You’ll never let yourself or others down. You are extremely dependable.

You’re also exceptionally sensitive and very patient. You’re prepared to wait as long as it takes for the right moment to act and you seize the opportunity when it wanders anywhere near you. Patience is one of your greatest virtues and it usually pays off.

Having honourable intentions, plus your patience and perseverance, are what others see as your finest — and most recognisable — character traits.
Your one-track mind about doing a job right— either at work or at home — has a good and a bad side. It means you’re very focused on what you’re doing, which is good but it also means you drive people crazy by showing them the ‘correct way’ to do things. Your family may not appreciate lessons in how to clean and stack the dishes or drive the car!

Actually, simplicity is what appeals to you — you can’t stand pompousness and look-at-me behaviour. You know that beauty is not about what you wear or what hairstyle you have.

You enjoy getting your hands dirty with gardening, practical hobbies and odd jobs around the home. Hard work doesn’t scare you in the least.
Taurus is a touchy-feely sign, which means you rely on your feelings rather than your mind when you try to understand your experiences.

You trust your own intuition about others — and you are usually right. However, you have terrific reasoning skills as well, so don’t dismiss your sensible nature; balancing these two sides of yourself will increase your success in life.

If you are a Taurean born between 20 April and 29 April you are under the double influence of Venus. You are sensual, loving and destined to be lucky in love. Try to curb your appetite to have the biggest and best of everything however. Learning the art of contentment is one of your main life lessons.

* Born between 30 April and 10 May? Well Taurus, I see you have a very active mind are sometimes overly critical of yourself and others. Rely on your intuitive feelings rather than analysing every detail. This will bring you far more happiness in your life.

As a Taurean born between 11 May and 21 May you are prone to a more serious financial attitude in life. You like the idea of being practical and saving for a rainy day. That's fine but don't forget to enjoy the fruits of your labour. Your financial sense is very strong and is one of your best assets.

 

Favorite Quote

 
~ If you can't handle me at my worst.....you don't deserve me at my best! ~

~~ pinions are like assholes....everyone's got one and they all stink!~~~

~ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. ~

~ "All though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending....." ~


~If people are not prepared to take a few risks, they will truly get nowhere!~

~~~™Loree : there is lying and there is soothing embellishing adoration as to spare hurt feelings.~~~

~For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage....why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..... ~


~~~Beauty isn't seen by great abs, a muscular body or a great all over tan.........NO......Beauty is seen by those who chose not to see imperfections, and by those who you love and those who love you.~~~

~~~Everyone is beautiful, but some people chose to hate on others for things they don't like. Forget about those who make your days miserable, and live for those who make your life BEAUTIFUL.~~~

~~~To those who have pushed me too hard, thank you...without you, I wouldn't have fallen. To those who have laughed at me, thank you.... without you, I wouldn't have cried. To those who just couldn't love me back, thank you..... without you, I wouldn't have known real love. To those of you who hurt my feelings, thank you.... without you, I wouldn't have felt them. To those of you, who left me lonely, thank you.... without you, I wouldn't have discovered myself. But, to those who thought I couldn't do it, it is to you I thank the most, because without you.... I wouldn't have tried....~~~

~~~PASSION IS KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT & STOPPING AT NOTHING UNTIL YOU GET IT!~~~

~~~Sexy is...standing in the rain, as you push me up against the hood of your car,... tearing my shirt, as you kiss me,....with the intent to never stop!!!!!!SEXYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!~~~

~~~People get upset in chat when you hit close to home....they think no one can see thru their bullshit........then they realize they are transparent to those people........and thats when they lose it!!!~~~

~You cannot seperate people based on their race or religion. You can only seperate people by good and evil. And with that...know that good will almost always triumph over evil.~

THE REAL SCOOP ON A TAURUS
 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight.  Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.  Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy.  One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


 Taurus April 20 - May 20


Don't tease them.  It will only piss them off.  Taureans are realists.  If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be banged hard.  Taureans are heavy indulgers, though.  All forms of indulgence:  Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough.  They do not believe in moderation. They will bang you until both of you are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex.  What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance.
Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay?  But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???  Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent.  Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex and you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt:  After all, they are Earth signs.

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