First off.... CUE, Country Roads! 
I've never felt the need to kiss anyone's ass to be accepted......And it won't start today!
I know....I don't HAVE to be sarcastic : but, the world has given me so much material to work with...and I'm just not one to be wasteful.
Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.
One thing about me, I notice weird vibes, bad energy, and sneaky shit.