"Your" and "you're" mean two different things. So do "two", "to" and "too." So do "there", "their" and "they're". If you are an adult with more than a first grade education, you should know them.
And now for some funny chat quotes:
johnt68 : put ya glasses on im farting snowflakes
J•o•e : my vaginal rash went away see how my tongue looks betterr
STING™ : i chew bra straps
roastingonanopenfire : 98% of the time when people go into their cup they are defecating or masturbating, often both
roastingonanopenfire : who else has one hand down their pants and the other stroking an otter?
roastingonanopenfire : i often replicate the physical and emotional journey buzzen chat does to me in my non online life. i do this by punching myself in the stomach repeatedly and setting fire to my quadraplegic uncles pubic mass
roastingonanopenfire : i have photographs of myself depicting me furiously masturbating over other photographs of myself while i take a photo. PM me for more confusing details
dilandthomas2 : done a few xmas cards; enclosed a photo of a rare event - my erection
Panda Chatmas Bear : My imaginary dick is bigger than your imaginary dick
Anon : ill bring the rubber chicken and fist you get the airplane glue and do it yourself book on meth
Panda_NewYears Baby : one day I'm going to contract and my ass will turn my body inside out
crashnburn : I had a large Samoan woman threaten to use me as her dildo
PandaDan WarmFuzzyReady2Roll : I once thought I could fart the flight of the bumble bee...but in reality it just sounded like shit
Thrillride54 : i love hot grannies.......i'd date women with alzheimers all the time if i could.......i only know three jokes.so i'd be endlessly entertaining
Trolfase : sometimes i slice up the anal masturbation cucumbers and use them for an eye mask.
NicIsTwentyFiveCharacters : OB bend over and we'll shoot a 1/2 dozen golf balls up your ass with a compressed air cannon, Then we'll see how enthusiastic about anal you are after that
SirWhistleBlower : flippo your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory