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Jõn™ (Jon, *)
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Male - 69 years old, fwp, United States
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Sexual Orientation: Not your Business
Relationship Status: Single, not dating


Updated: 2017-02-11 6:38:49 pm Viewed 75 times Likes 2

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality mono If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer

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