ღღ - Anyone before me was a mistake, anyone after me is a downgrade!

ღღ - Straight forward person so if ya dont like what I have to say "Dont let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya"

ღღ - Either ya like me or not, I really dont give a fuck coz I have more important things to worry about than whether Im popular or not.

ღღ - I know Im a bitch you dont need to tell me, but if you feel you do, all I have to say is this...THANK YOU!!!

ღღ - I could be like you but why lower my standards?

ღღ - If life is what you make of it...make mine a scotch and leave the bottle!

ღღ - Your life sux that much you need to make me the centre of your universe?

ღღ - Wanna act like a dick make sure ya wear a full bodied condom, coz ya may as well look like one too!

ღღ - New skirt $45. New shoes $70. Haircut $20. Seeing the look on your exs face when he realises what he's missing...PRICELESS (H) There are some things money can't buy. For everything else :O there's BITCH CARD (H)

ღღ - Women have magic powers they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, make boneless things hard, and make men eat without cooking.