What the hell has buzzen done with the profiles???
typical internet shit, they fix what isnt broken.
if you want to know something just ask... just remember to mind your manners...
for your amusement i have outlined a GOOD HUSBANDS GUIDE.....
1. you work all day long, you come home tired... as your good wife greets you in the manner detailed in the GOOD WIFE GUIDE..... you in turn make plans for at least 90 minutes of sexual satisfaction for her, despite your exhaustion.
2. the weekend arrives, and as a good husband, instead of going out with the boys, you spend it working on the broken washer machine, cussing heartily.....until you look up and there is your GOOD wife, with a cold glass of tea, eyeing your sweating torso like it is prime rib...... now is a good time to take a small work break.. but get the washer going for some extra motion.
3. because of the modern times, your GOOD wife also works, and takes care of the home as outlined in the GOOD WIFE GUIDE. the occasional hot shower, bathing her body will relax your wife, the soap will make your skin feel irresistable, and your GOOD wife will want to get on her knees to relax a bit more...... I suggest you LET her!
4. take the garbage out with out hesitation.... yes it’s a nasty stinky job, but she is merely a woman and really doesn’t want to do it. your GOOD wife will be SO grateful, she will find numerous ways to say thank you!
5. a GOOD husband should be well versed in auto mechanics. nothing makes a wife more proud of her man than having her vehicle taken care of on a regular basis. she will brag to her friends about how handy her GOOD husband is.... and how GOOD his hands are... this talent also makes her feel safe out in the big world.
6. all men must have more than a smarttering knowledge of firearms, hand to hand combat, and self defense. nothing makes your wife feel more like a prize than being able to defend her honor..... again, theres that gratitude issue later!
7. a GOOD husband must have a good tongue, lets face it, tit for tat.
8. tolerate her insane parents, her laxidaisy style baby brother, and her great aunt thelma that all ways calls you jerry ( after her first boyfriend), if your GOOD wife complains about them, sympathise, but never call then fukn idiots or ungrateful wretches.... this might put her on the defense and you on the sofa for the night.
9. so your GOOD wife has a few flaws........ lets say she drags home oh....... a great dane puppy...... just accept the puppy, enjoy it, and laugh when he poops on the floor and SHE has to clean it up.... build her fences and barns and kennels if need be....... gratuity again here. ( and she likes watching you work, shirtless, sweating, ah........ )
10. YOU are your GOOD wifes idol...... treat her as though she was your ( the ONLY) most willing and devoted follower of your world* ( see reference below), she is your gem, your prized possession, your personal penthouse playmate.
11. guard her jealously, violently if need be.
12. remember, your GOOD wife looks to you for masculine leadership, but she is still a GOOD wife, so she is able to think on her feet quickly, handle multiple difficult situations, and take charge when needed... don’t scowl.... acccept this as a valuable trait, and be proud of it!
13. know what pleases your GOOD wife IN bed and out of it: kitchen countertops, car on a long trip, walmart parkinglot, showers... etcetc
follow these simple rules, and you will find your GOOD wife to be a GREAT wife. enjoy!!!
* its always a plus if you are a member of the Church Of Everlasting Oral Love!