I love this one!
One morning in church,, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say one word and they would have to sing a song with that word in it.
The first word was Rock,,
They all sang "Rock of Ages"
The next one was Great.
The congregation sang "How Great Thou Art"
Then he said, Ok,, this one is a tough one,, he said SEX.
The church got soo quiet,, U could hear a pin drop,, Soon a little old man way in the back of the church got up and sand,
"Precious Memories"