About Me

Now, what should I tell you about me? Nothing real. Maybe I tell some crap or, maybe something to try and impress you all. Or, I could be honest which goes against the grain of Chatrooms haha! Okay here goes- I went to primary and secondary school. Later I graduated from Melbourne University. I have a Masters Degree in Macrame. I am probably the best person you will ever meet in a chat room. I have all the credentials of a Male Chatter! I am fat, ugly with rotten teeth. Also, I smell because I don't wash much. I have pimples all over my body. I have no dress sense or social skills. I don't go out. I have no friends. I have no job. I am very poor. I think we will all get along fine. I sit at the computer all day and chat in my underwear. My computer is very old as it has valves. My computer has food and drink stains all over it. So, if I make a spelling mistake is probably because some of the keys are stuck. So, enough about me!. What about you?