First, it should be stated that I am well-aware that the moon does not give off any light of its own - that it is simply a reflection of the sun's light. However, since the moon is the canvas for the visible radiation from the vantage point of earth, I am firmly rooted in my name. Thank you, and goodnight!
Now, where do I begin? How about my love of books? I am a proud glasses-wearing, up all night, please don't talk to me until I've finished this chapter, kinda girl. My top five favorite books: Rebecca, Gone With The Wind, Jane Eyre, Sense and Sensibility (or any Jane Austen novel), and Love in the Time of Cholera. I am a writer at heart, a podcaster (find me on Spotify, Anchor, GooglePodcasts, Pocket Casts, Radio Public, PodBean, and Breaker @ Diary of the Suburban Hood Moms), but spend my days chaperoning children to and from school, activities, cooking for them, and basically providing the future job security of psychologists across the United States...I get called "mom" a lot. I'm not sure what that's all about. Yes, that was sarcasm. I also LOVE makeup and changing my look...it's fun and oddly empowering. That's probably why I'm also a brand ambassador for a company called Red Aspen. You can find me on IG @faces_of_dre or click the link above to buy makeup for yourself or for that special someone in your life. (what a shameless plug...and I'm STILL not done!)
Here are some answers to some commonly asked questions: I chat because I'm a mom of 3 kids under the age of 10, and I tend to crave adult conversation. It's a lot cheaper than a cocaine habit! No, I'm not interested in a picture of your penis (although, I'm sure there are many many MANY chat ladies/men who would love to see it). No, I'm not "naughty" when I chat.
I have found that THE BEST way to cure someone's "fantasy" of me is to direct them to my podcast..
Favorite Quotes: "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Teddy Roosevelt
"We're all mad here." - Cheshire Cat to Alice
"I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim." - Frida Kahlo
"Damn your wife, I'd be your mistress just to have you around." - The Lumineers
(MORE SHAMELESS PLUGS!)
Follow me on IG @tin_man_the_writer and on twitter @tinmanthewriter or view some works in progress at www.tinmanthewriter.com
The podcast, Diary of the Suburban Hood Moms, is available on most major platforms. You can also follow us on Twitter @diarymoms or Instagram @suburbanhoodmoms
To access our playlist on Spotify, Search Suburban Hood Mom Playlist