mall">I'm 6' about 245 short brown hair and blue eyes that turn green when i feel devilish. Love to hunt, fish, camp, and play sports only now I'm too outta shape to do that much anymore. Enjoy spending time with friends online and in real life also. Love a good sense of humor and women with great legs. Both of those are a real perk. I enjoy listening to mostly oldies music 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s hard rock or just about anything. For those of you interested, Im a DOM (Dirty Ole Man)
mall">I like skinny skiing, knitting humerous cumberbuns, crocheting shirts for women , pretending I'm not as fat as I am, convincing myself I'm losing weight and telling lies about how I've had to turn so many women away.
mall">I love to go bowling, fishing, hunting, dancing, going to the Falls Park here in town with a date...very pretty there.
mall">You don't need one more for the road....cause the road is already laid out. Never put yourself down cause there are too many people willing to do it for you. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!! Do you have Prince Albert in a can??....If you do, you should let him out. Please don't talk while I'm trying to interrupt.