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Male - 49 years old, Ontario, California, United States
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Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Married


Updated: 2018-06-27 12:10:49 am Viewed 5,115 times Likes 12

--- On vacation till 7/15/2018 ... I will return any messages at that time. Thank you for your patience.

 

chat smile No more ... The crap rolls out your mouth again ... Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin chat smile

If you are a guy who likes guys, don't bother, I don't swing from that side of the plate so move along, thanks.

Stupid and ignorant people piss me off. Other than that I am pretty easy going and laid back. Mostly here to laugh and make others laugh. Ask anything you like, my whisper is open.

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NFL Trivia time: How many teams in the NFL have either NEVER won a Super Bowl or are in a drought longer than the one the Cowboys are in? If your team is one of those teams then you ain't got jack shit to say, so stfu

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Interests: Music, Sports, Laughing at jokes like these ...

A guy gets a job as a walmart greeter and on his first day he sees a woman walk in with 2 kids. They are obviously different ages. He says "hello ma'am ... are those kids twins?" She says "No you dumbass, why would you think something so stupid". He responds with "Oh sorry ma'am, ... you are so ugly I was just have trouble believing that someone would have sex with you twice".

 

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says "Let's start by talking about what brought you to my office today." The husband says "Well for starters, neither one of us sucks dick."

 

Two muffins are in the oven, One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Holy shit, It's a talking muffin!"

 

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies, “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

 

 

Music:

Favorite bands list: Demon Hunter, Metallica, Project 86, Living Sacrifice, Megadeth, GNR, U2, Pink Floyd (plus Gilmour & Waters solo), Eric Clapton, Steve Vai, Tenacious D, Faith No More, The Beatles, Buckethead, Yngwie Malmsteen, Van Halen, Def Leppard, Al DiMeola, Paco De Lucia, John McLaughlin, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Evanescence, Jimi Hendrix, Gary Hoey, Iron Maiden, Billy Joel, Judas Priest, Living Colour, Manowar, Mr Bungle, Ozzy, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, The Police, Queensryche, Rose Hill Drive, Scorpions, Stravinsky, TSU, The Who, Weird Al, Yes, ZZ Top, As I Lay Dying, Becoming The Archtype, Place Of Skulls, August Burns Red, Underoath, Destroy The Runner, The Showdown, War Of Ages, Immortal Souls, The Devil Wears Prada, Austrian Death Machine, Deftones, Chevelle, Crash Rickshaw, Neon Horse, Focal Point, Training For Utopia, Fallstar, Haste The Day, Hemotheory, In Flames, Living Sacrifice, LondonSiXEcho, MxPx, NYVES, Onward To Olympas, Pyrithion, Red, Relient K, Spoken, Switchfoot, Wovenwar, Falling Cycle, The Burial

 

Quotes and other funny stuff ...

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? .... Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry - 1971)

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I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

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For this next section I'll let myself introduce it for me >>> ⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : its the "Hall of Great Quotes Taken In And Out Of Context"

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : vinnie you can have me if you like.. im single

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : fuck

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ʈąζεɳ™ : when i define big now i say...cowboysfan big or just average

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💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : But enough of the fuckery!

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Bill : I cock bacon every morning

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moonglow : CBF is smart

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TheMOYD : Cowboy, Tawk, naughty

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : I will do no such thing

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💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : my daughter came home with king dongs for me

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : chat smile

§єρɧίɾσʈɧ : LOL @ King Dongs

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : lmao

ʈąζεɳ™ : wtf?

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : lol I LOVE THEM

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : wait ... for real ... they are called King Dongs

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 : chat smile

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : no

🏈CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 looses it

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : they are called king dons

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : but i call them king dongs

💘fiestýβสbỳ💘 : loll

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CоώвоўsҒẫη🏈 is only bossy sometimes

ʈąζεɳ™ : no your not

ʈąζεɳ™ : i got more bossy in my labia then you do in your whole body

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✯ᴱςlιssι✯ : Vin, you're so handsome it pains me

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✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : i do know dick

✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : but then again ive had a few

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✦fiestýβสbỳ✦ i could use a spanking on my bday today

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✨fiestýβสbỳ✨ : this pickle is huge

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❄ fiestýβสbỳ ❄ : kiss my ass

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : titanic was stupid...that bitch could have moved over on the door
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : yeah that was bullshit Talen
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i would have moved
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : well then Talen ... we need more women like you in shipwrecks
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : lol
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : but then i would have eaten you too if stranded on an island
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : so
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : well Talen ... what part would you start with ?

☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ has a flashback to watching the movie Alive

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : legs ...im not gonna chase you twice
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : hahahahahaha
☆ CоώвоўsҒẫη ☆ : ok this HAS to go in my profile
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : lmao
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : ill wait

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ puts some sexy into the night

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : awws..

●fiestýβสbỳ● : thats pure sweetness right there

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Ðïtzý :  vinnie your profile is so awesome LOL

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☆oSongLetUsAdoreHim☆ "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : im a bad bad girl

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : you were right

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : your right

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : well i can say it now. .there will be no poo emote

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i got to have some sorta lines i wont let be crossed and thats one of them..lol

CоώвоўsFẫη : chat smile

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : men always leave when they get regular pussy

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i mean hooha

●fiestýβสbỳ● : crap wrong room

●fiestýβสbỳ● : i cant talk like that in here

●fiestýβสbỳ● is gonna be in trouble

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ : holy cow vincent is in and out more than a penis in a porn movie

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♥ fiestýβสbỳ ♥ : cuz some doms are dicks

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : ive known him long time and he doesnt put me in his profile

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Talenisms:

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : power for the course

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : shows boxes for me too are you using foxfire?

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Jаggεd : CF knows thumb_up

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ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : CF?

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : yes NG ?

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : Your profile is awesome

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : ty

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : I laughed

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : good

ɴαυɢнтy ɢυrl↠ : and I laughed

🏈CоώвоӱsҒẫη🏈 : you in it yet ?

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THIS SMALL SECTION HERE IS JUST FOR MY GOOD BUDDY NG chat smile ....

ηαυgнту gιfтвσx🎁 : I would like to put in a request for a cock

ηαυgнту gυrl : Yes I read it a tit ago

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YOU REGULARLY SCHEDULED QUOTES WILL NOW CONTINUE HERE ...

💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : www.butterforyourstuckedsausageproblems.com

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ArnoldZiffell : My phone started fucking up

💋𝐸𝒞𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒮𝐼💋 : Arnold at least your phone is getting some action

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🐍Ĥĩššĩfeŗ🎸🔊 : CF, I like "You broke my heart so I busted your teeth" (Ed talking about his favorite country song)

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ρяιмα : CF gets to feel em whenever

ρяιмα : thats the deal

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ i will shank a bitch for reeses

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : look your never gonna pass relationship 101 if you cant pass the oral exam is all i am sayin

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : your death will be slow and painful if you do cf

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╰☆song●oma☄╮ : cialis' twin = clitalis

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ҥer : imhei">.•°¤*(¯`★´¯chat smile*¤° [ cσωвσүs ғαη ] °¤*(¯´★`¯chat smile*¤°•.

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♯ ҥᴣᴙ : ‘°ºø•❤•.¸✿¸.•❤•.❀•. ƇσωƁσуѕƑαη .•❀.•❤•.¸✿¸.•❤•øº°‘

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Błů◊Đяаģon◊Ęмряєѕѕ chest bumps cowboys

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§ῦḿḿḝŗ™ : let me try again.....I think I can draw better balls.

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Kṛacker : I JUST HAD A BIG ONE IN MY BED

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smartsteam : hello, years ago made stupid bet against Cowboys and lost...had to go through a swat line; never made that mistake again! 53/m/wa

CоώвоўsҒặη : get some help ya freak

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~AMY~ : i have a big mouth and i know how to use it

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frankunderwood : no offense to anyone, but i would root for al qudea before i would root for new england

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piŋkpũmpķĩńš☠ : my weiner weighs maybe 7 or 8 lbs

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Beautiful things from my biggest fans ...

"Guest_I-BUTTFUCKED-CowboysFan has been kicked out by ^Bot_Tenacity. Reason: Nickname contains inappropiate words or number characters."

"Guest_rikki went away. Reason: ctrl+backspace sends my dick in CowboysFans ass"

"Whisper attempt by derdot. Message: suck my dick you stupid motherfucker"

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Enickma shoots a long steamy wet fart into cowboys mouth

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In_Sight : cowboy...you pussy...where have you been??? have you been following the discussion???...I have no time for you....you puss...iggy...don't tell me that cowboys have vaginas???

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 shiestyelbow : NOW IM THE GUY WITH A DICK IN MY MOUTH LOLOLOL

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~AMY~ : go for it fooker... your almost a girl

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 Ḟóōkéȓ : enough of you ppl
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Nahdia : damm those are huge CB

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¤ĵordan¤ : exactly.. what CF says

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¤Ðïţžŷ¤ : im going to taste my tits later and see if they are vinegary

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¤Ðïţžŷ¤ : i WAS going to say .. its deep in my throat

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QūeŧźalčŏaťĹ : CF is right

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Djiny : lol Cowboys you nic reads "CD3/4IZD2D3/4NzsFa0I" to me

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 T7J : horse cocks hurt

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Jügã£ûg : ur ass puckered so hard, ur breath stinks?

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 IWishYouWereHere714 has been kicked out by Watcher™. Reason: IWishYouWereHere714, your shitlisted Go play somewhere else

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WTF ??? >>>>>> Kenneth6451 : OMG OMG THE SQUIRRELS THE SQUIRRELS THEY'RE GETTING ME THEY R RAPING ME AHHHHH chat smilechat smilechat smile

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JustMicheal : stick ur bible up ur ass cowboy
JustMicheal : retard

JustMicheal : cowboy u can witter on if u want but u just prove ur a ignorant jerk off

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««Matt_in_Black™»» : seahawks won't make superbowl...just pretenders

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✿Јёŗżέέ❤ĢiŗĻ✿ : take your stupid play cock mess up & suck it

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∙вrunette∙вaвe∙ : yep what cby said, best thing to do

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∙вrunette∙вaвe∙ : LOL cby, you're awesome chat smile

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¤Ðïtzý¤ : i creamed my hands the other night

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●fiestýβสbỳ● : keep it up .

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●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● rubs it

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¤jordan¤ :  with what CF says

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RazorsEdge : CF... i long ago learned not to talk to you. you are a vacuous, banal, staid, dull individual. (hahahaha)

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●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● : Vinnie .. i cant talk to you because youre handsome and sexy and intelligent and amazing and im jealous

⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : but Dee

⊷CоώвоўsҒẫη⊶ : you are talking to me

●Ðïtzýβสbỳ● : thats coz i L word you

chat smile chat smile

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ScootåhGirl: no more eating buts

ScootåhGirl: well ya never know i might eat bug butts

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PinaColada : lol cowboys....ok ur right

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ºlĕilãĥº : i just wanna touch it

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Kidd: lol i show off my dick way too much now... if it were bigger ide never keep it in my pants

Kidd: ide walk up to people and be like wanna see mah dick

Kidd: and slap people with it

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ºlĕilãĥº : You people are perverted.

ºlĕilãĥº prays quietly

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puddℓez went away. Reason: no matter what I told you I was going to do...I'm probably going to masturbate

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ThithtaFithta : thinking about all those fists in the Cowboys makes my butt twitch

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ɓŗųŋεŧŧε∙ɓąɓε : no its fucked

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šong♫äšm✿: when a song is so good that you jizz a little and have to listen to it again and again and again chat smile

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Breąnna~ : Cowboy knows

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ρяιмαgєιѕт : i had to change my..........shirt

ρяιмαgєιѕт : i actually did get shot in the face

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EL_ASSO_WIPO : I AM THE GREAT EL ASSO WIPO! AND I WILL BREAK YOUR BACK! LLLLLLLLIKE SO! WWWWWWITH MY KNEE! I WILL THEN SHOVE YOU INTO MY BUTT, AND CRUNCH YOU UP INTO TINY PIECES WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTT MUSCLES, I WILL THEN POOP YOU OUT ONTO YOUR MOTHERS FRONT STEPS

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IWillShoveYouIntoMyAssThenShitYourOutAgainOnYourFloor has joined the conversation.
IWillShoveYouIntoMyAssThenShitYourOutAgainOnYourFloor : AARDVARK JIGGLY DICKSHIT! YOU SUCK YOUR SISTERS USED TAMPONS YOU RATPIG SHITBASTARD! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE ASS WITH A MIDGET WEARING A DUNCE CAP AND THEN GO SHIT ON YOUR MOTHERS FURNITURE YOU BAG OF RUNNY HOMOSEXUAL DIARRHEA!
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CowboysFanSucksHugeDookLogsOutOfMyAss has joined the conversation.

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YouSuckOnFrozenElephantDooklogsOkay : YOU DRINK YOUR MOMS PERIOD BLOOD AND FLOSS WITH YOUR GRAMMAS PUBES! LETS STICK ONE END OF A TUBE INTO MY ASS AND THE OTHER END IN YOUR ASS AND SHIT INTO EACH OTHERS ASSES AND BE SHIT BUDDIES

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EastCoastMale_1 : nah..im an idiot

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§ɛрнιʀǿтɧ : quotes are like love and farts, if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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҉ϵριс҉ : Cockman My wife will shove her massive coffee table dildo in your ass

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҉ϵριс҉ has been kicked out by DennyKg. Reason: you have been warbed!!

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W E B™ : took a dump named it epic ... my chat feel bads are done

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Pit™ : vince knows

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Pit™ : i dont know shit

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2ɷbumpZ4u© : yeah cf is good @ it

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☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : jackal ... that may be your opinion

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : would have the same effect

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : cowboy, well DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : and you're a cowboys fan, wtf would you know?

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : oh duh is one word that came to mind

MovingInStereo : when the hosts are away the rats will play

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : you don't know me and what I know

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : yes, DUH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : yes, and the same applies to you concerning me

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : but we all got to know you pretty quickly right there

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : so FUCK OFF WITH YOURSELF BITCH

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : LOL

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : oh yes, you got my number now

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : and a little more right there

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : what a freaking idiot

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : blah blah blah

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : we KNOW you by what you type in a fucking chat room

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : omg, what a collosal idiot

frickle_frackle_little_jackal : I rest my case

☆CоώвоўsҒẫη☆ : you sound like you are about 15 yrs old

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Djiny : well, it is a nice penis

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Ψ§мдcЖme☠ : fk ya meatloaf

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¨lëıläħ¨ : yep, ill do the flippitty nippitty on those tig o bittoes

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Cօմղէɾყƙἶოოყ : Cowboys, you can quote me.....You Rock

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ƑOŌkƐƦ : I played it back, your right Fan lol

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‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : My lesbian neighbor gave me a rolex for my birthday. I think she misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"

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ƑOŌkƐƦ : Bre, what 2x2 = ?

βѓёɑɳɳё : you're penis?

.... mother fuckin owned hahahaha

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¨lëıläħ¨ : ive never needed lube.

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EastCoastMale_1 : i only got 3 inches

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βѓёɑɳɳё went away. Reason: Some People Need a High Five - In the Face with a Chair!

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i would fight but i dont want your tears on me

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : ill hug cbf

☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : only cause im gonna grab your ass

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®Leather™ : sure east you just keep on telling yourself that lolol U dont rim Ha haha

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2ɷbumpZ4u© : i ate too much cock
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : i felt that way earlier today bumps
☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ : so much cock

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Allison yes THAT Allison went away. Reason: If you can't handle me at my worst, I don't blame you. That shit is ridiculous

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PinaColada : a big stupidhead he is

PinaColada : i could call him a fucker but im a woman and i dont swear lol

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ went away. Reason: Don't mistake my silence for weakness. Nobody plans a murder out loud

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Allison yes THAT Allison went away. Reason: No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

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‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : It'd probably hurt more to be spanked with green beans

‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : But think of how small green beans are versus corn

‡ἹnfiniteḄoredom‡® : Corn would only bruise... unless you shove it up their ass

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☜♡☞†αlεπ☜♡☞ went away. Reason: I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I am a constant fucking delight.

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ºLëiläɧº : who woulda thought youd masturbate to a car commercial

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Diśco♥Lèmonąde : like a cock?

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RayneBowe Russ : ECM i wanna Suck on your Penis

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~echo~ : CF - omg

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Eyecu : ghosting happens when the users connection to the server has been cut, could happen for a number of reasons like signal drop, routing issues between the user and server, etc. but the server hasn't figured out the connection was dropped. so it still thinks that connection is active when the user reconnects

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Callie Jo : cowboy has a highly decorated profile page exclamation point

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Callie Jo : lol my shift key is broke, so i had to write out exclamation point need to get that fixed

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ŋaughty gurl ☯️ I like mushrooms coz they look like big penis heads

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