Uncle Sam sits down with the oncologist for his annual checkup. How ya feeling Sam?, said Dr Smith
Feeling great, said Sam, so vibrant and full of energy and hope.
I'll be blunt, said Dr Smith. That malignancy we removed from your anus back in 2020 has returned and is metastacizing, we have to go back in.
Visibly shaken, Sam asks, what if the surgery fails?
You'll die.