In the days before Donald got involved with politics, he was one day sitting in his office in the tall tower reading a real estate magazine., eating a couple of Big Macs, When his office door opened and in walked ivanka, bouncing and smiling brightly. What can I do for ya honey, donald asked. Daddy, she said, I wanted to ask you if I can go to the prom. Without hesitating, he said Sternly, sorry honey, I can't let you go. That vibrant smile she was wearing tuned to a sour frown, then she turned around and stomped out of the office.
It was about a half hour later, she came through the door again, appearing to be over her disappointing rejection. Very softly and sweet she asked, Daddy, I really want to go to this prom and I need your permision. Again, he exclaimed, not gonna let it happen!
But daddy, I want to go so badly I'll do anything, a tear rolling down her cheek.
Donald looked up at her with raised eyebrows, and a slight grin and said well honey, if you want to go so badly, you'll have to give me a BJ.
Once again her hopeful smile turned to a look of total disgust, again stomping from the room, telling her father he was a disgusting pervert on her way out.
Another thirty minutes passed and in she walks again more serious, then softly saying, Daddy I wnt to go so badly, I've dcided to give you what you want.
Without hesitation, Donald sprang out of his chair, unbuckled his trousers, then reached in and whipped out his tiny johnson, with Ivanka dropping to her knees simultaneously, taking it in her hand and then sliding it into her mouth.
Then as quickly as she took it in, she just as quickly jerked backward with an almost death like look on her face, coughing and gagging, saying OMG daddy, this tastes like Shit!!!!!!!! Donald, with a sheepish grin on his face, looked down at her.
Yeah honey, Your brothers wanted to go to the ball game.