Seriously, what is the deal with laundry? How is that I only wear seven different sets of clothes a week, but at the end of the week I have 200 pieces of fucking clothes to wash? How is that shit even possible? Is there someone who comes over and takes my clean clothes and puts them in the hamper when I am away? Do I sleep change? Instead of walking in my sleep, I try on clothes, look in the mirror and cast them aside in my dirty laundry? I mean really? What the fuck. And how come everytime I buy a bottle of detergent it says "Will do 96 loads" and I wash all the time and still, I haven't bought any new since '98. Some strange things are afoot in the laundry industry folks, Wake up!