To be frank, I kind of kick ass.  I like to gallivant, meander and traipse across this southern United States of ours and partake in the finest of malted beverages in the company of esteemed gentlemen and high-class women.   That's right, HIGH class, so don't come at me with any of those Dollar General bought snacks, best bring the Publix stuff baby, 'cause I'm legit.

I look forward to getting to know people and understanding their weaknesses so I can crush them in a twisted game of wits.  I am founding member of the Vinyl Appreciation Group (known more famously as VAG) and The Innebriators Beer Club.   I was pretty badass at Super Mario Bros. 3, still the highlight of my life to this point, and I have been known to win a tournament or two in paper football.

I listen to only the finest of music procured by the most exquisite of musicians (read: Propagandhi, Modest Mouse, The Menzingers, other stuff parents do not like.)   I am currently looking to foster a child, preferrably an Asian female approximately 18 to 21.....

That's the ol' ex succubus hogging my photo there.  But all in all, I like the pic.  I would crop her out, but I am not concerned with such trivial matters.  Onward my boy!

Probably the best damn song ever...

For those that do not think I am a romantic at heart.. I've always wanted to walk down the aisle to this song....

The best forgotten 90's song.   Band never really broke it big.

AWOLNATION:  Kill Your Heroes   A brilliant song with an equally great video.