What I Like To Do For Fun:
One person has a Jolly Rancher in their mouth, and then they French kiss another person. Person without the Jolly Ranger has to try and get the candy; person who had the Jolly Rancher has to play keep-away with their tongue.
Talents:
I don't have the skill to write this but I'm writing it anyway.
Perfect Mate:
He gets drunk, he gets sad, basically me on a Saturday night, except he has fwiends.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Was trapped once on the escalator. Power went out.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
High functioning Tupperware. Fluffiness and desire for cheeseburgers. Goose related Stockholm syndrome. Flying Nutella. Myself and a cold shower.
Meaning of Life:
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
When I die, I want catnip to be planted over my grave. Then, all the stray cemetery cats will flock to my grave and rub all over it and people will think I was some kind of cat God.