Hola! I'm Josh Spanish blood, living in UK.

I am the creative type who makes things and plays make belief without ever really understanding what is going on. I sometimes wish I was a squirrel.

My eyebrows are officially named Colin and Farrell.

I'm not a teenager and I probably don't have what would be considered as "swag"....But I have qualifications, so I got that going for me, which is nice!