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Updated: 2020-10-16 3:36:00 am Viewed 2,054 times Likes 11

LIST OF THINGS YOULL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool MOTHERFUCKER. 2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. Her tits are just too big. 4. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody. 6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally. 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her. 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. 17. I understand. 18. This movie has too much nudity. 19. Damn, we're late for church! 20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Gun control doesnt mean crime control

 

 

sometimes you need to talk to a 3 year old just so you can understand life againeen not true or havent come true yet.

listen and silent are spelled with the same letters,think bout it
you dont have to have it all figured out to move forward
if you dont like where you are,move your not a tree
if you cant be kind,be quiet
talk more bout your blessings than your problems

we create what we focus upon
accept what is let go fo what was,work towards what will be
change ourselves not other in order to grow
cant focus on bad and good at the same time
life gives us the same lesson till we learn from it
the way we treat others proves our true intensions
our lives are a result of our actions
you reap what you sow
we will always get out of life what we put into it

you never look good trying to make someone else look bad