never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up
Battle of ideas has become battle of feelings,Outrage has replaced Honesty,Diversity reigns supreme as long as its not Diversity of Thought.
YA KNOW I HATE TO BE THE ONE WHO SAYS I TOLD YA SO BUTTTTTT............
LIST OF THINGS YOULL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool MOTHERFUCKER. 2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. Her tits are just too big. 4. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody. 6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally. 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her. 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. 17. I understand. 18. This movie has too much nudity. 19. Damn, we're late for church! 20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake
dont judge others cause they sin different than you
Gun control doesnt mean crime control
sometimes you need to talk to a 3 year old just so you can understand life againeen not true or havent come true yet.
listen and silent are spelled with the same letters,think bout it
you dont have to have it all figured out to move forward
if you dont like where you are,move your not a tree
if you cant be kind,be quiet
talk more bout your blessings than your problems
we create what we focus upon
accept what is let go fo what was,work towards what will be
change ourselves not other in order to grow
cant focus on bad and good at the same time
life gives us the same lesson till we learn from it
the way we treat others proves our true intensions
our lives are a result of our actions
you reap what you sow
we will always get out of life what we put into it
you never look good trying to make someone else look bad
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say What do you mean today's our anniversary? I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends". The new girl in my office is a stripperοΏ½I invited her over for dinner on Friday. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! That was a great fart! Do another one! God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. It's way tooo biggg, that'll never fit in my tight..... Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends". Honey, does this outfit make my ass look too small? Damnit, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. Is that phone for me? Tell those fuckers I'm not here. That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch football again? Honey, come here! Watch me do a Body Shot off of my hot friend Stephanie I'm tired of cuddling. ! You're so sexy when you're hungover. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. Your mother is way better than mine. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. Hey jew, pull my finger! Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? I think hairy butts are really sexy. Let's subscribe to Hustler. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! I'm wrong. You must be right again.
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