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~~lyηxΐε~~
 Female - 40 years old, USA, United States
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Name: ~~LYNXIE~~ nunyabusines
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Last updated: Tuesday June 07, 2011
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to paraphrase W.C. Fields, I don't drink water, because fish shit in it..
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
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Heavenly Father
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. AMEN!
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