I think Billvert could use our help…

Billvert is leaving on his cruise soon. I think he could use our help on what to pack for his trip. Please name one thing you think should go into his suitcase. Have a little fun with your answer!  :P

The sinking cruise ship…😳

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean & the passengers manage to escape on lifeboats. Billvert then asks the captain, “How far from land?” “Three miles,” he answers. “That’s not too bad, in which direction?” he asks. The captain replied, “Down.” 😮…..🙃

His Birkenstocks with his knee high black socks ;) His gimp suit for special occasions and of course his red speedos!

Bill needs our help alright, I say we pool our funds together and get him (The worlds top-notch) psychiatric help, I'll pitch in the 1st 5 grand!  ;D

Wow! You two boys have been pretty tough on poor Mr Vert! This was supposed to be a fun little question, with fun little answers. Although…..red Speedo’s you say? Okay, not bad. I can picture him wearing those! :P That’s kind of hawt! LOL

But needing psychiatric help?! Come on now, you know that’s a touchy subject with him. lol  ;)

stocks in bluechew (viagra) never know on them cruises

Hahaha Now there’s the kind of answer I was looking for! Thank-you Shocky!  :-*

No.

Short and to the point  ;D ;D

No picking on the comic relief guy. Carry on Bill.

Business cards with "For a good time call Bill, if he's not in ask for John"  ;D

  ;D Well done MissPoptastical!

Not seen, on the backside of said card, it reads 'with a wing & a prayer, throw a dog a RARE bone'  ;D ;D ;D

Um......I am sure he wouldn't go anywhere without his......anal beads!  Don't forget your lube Billvert!!

;D ;D ;D Hilarious g/f! 😛 ~~

Lube, & lots of it, one of his many flesh lights (in which the inner foam isn't shredded to pieces from constant use) extra socks, no explanation necessary, hand towels, that he  can discard at a moments notice, and not be charged for, from the cruise line company (again, self explanatory). A high-end black light, to cover his ummm, TRACKS! And last, but certainly not LEAST, some form of oral stimulant, since he's going well, SOLO!!!

In closing, enjoy yourself immensely Bill, or at least mimic the daily lifestyle you conduct back in Canada :D

P.S. Don't fall in love with California, we have ENOUGH damn ppl already :D


Sincerely,

Fooooker