By popular request ( OK we liked it ) Aiken and Talarius will reprise their infamous recitation / jig / hornpipe whatever!!
Aiken: We took the Herlit out to sea and suddenly a storm blew up, the sail it shredded in a blink the Cap’n had too much to sup. We called the rowers to their seats then realised our plight, as half of them were seasick and the other half...