Wᥱᑲtaɾᑯ Magᥒᥱt

Let's keep it simple:  respect my time, match my effort, keep your word, always be honest, stay consistent.

If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving.  Otherwise it's just 'Congratulations about your face'. - John Mayer

I'm mostly peace, love, and light with a little go @%&# yourself.

Like: honest, intelligent, witty people.

I will not be any mans half-time, down-time, part-time, spare-time or sometimes.  So don't waste my time.

​A prettily wrapped box of shit is still a box of shit.    https://vocaroo.com/i/s07kFs9xftJ8    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GyBPZqTLP3

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom - Joan Rivers

Fighting in chat is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you are still retarded.

Ignorance isn't bliss; its the downfall of humanity. ~ Me

Men are like pantyhose; they either run, cling, or don't fit right in the crotch.

Common sense is in such short supply it ought to be deemed a Super Power. 

"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." ~ Albert Einstein

 A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle ~ Gloria Steinem

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul ~ Charlie Chaplin

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~ Albert Einstein

 Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.