DocHolliday672

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

Cowboy/Engineer/Philospher/Poet/Genius; My mumsy and my popsy both died years before I was born, and my sister and my uncle were identical twins, which is probably more than you can say for yourself!; my name, as you may have guessed, is not really Ric; but, you may call me Ric. I come from extremely bad stock. The members of my family were mostly punks. Punks, blockheads, fishwives, vegetarians, triplets, nail biters, stutterers and epileptics. But I’ve always been happy. All the great spiritual leaders are dead …. Moses is dead …. Muhammed is dead …. Buddha is dead …. and I’m not feeling so hot myself; The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that? To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people.I’ve gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed into me, and neither of us liked what we saw.

Wanted: Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24/7 for fascist sociopath with no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos please. Call: 1-900-MWAH-HAHA

What this country needs, and I’m not joking, is a dictator. I feel the time is right, and the place congenial, and I am ready. I will be strict but just. Heads will roll, and corpses will swing from every lamppost.  "One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."-Plato

Extreme taxation, excessive regulatory controls, oppressive government competition with business, frustrated minorities, and forgotten Americans are not the products of free enterprise. They are the residue of centralized bureaucracy , of government by self-annointed elite. -Ronald Wilson Reagan

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and polls. -Mark Twain