This will not make a lot of sense to many of you, but makes perfect sense to a Aussie
Its Australia day 26th jan. Its a day to show Your an Aussie and this is Our place !
This would be a typical idea of going to a BBQ
You'd knock off, grab the ute, head via a bottle O, grab a slab of greens, a goon bag of fruity lexia, nip home slip into the stubbies, and a bluey,slip on the thongs, grab the esky and load it up with the supplies, head to the Mates with the Missus, toss a few bangers on the barbie, and down a few jars with the lads.
The Sheliahs stand around gas bagging about bugger all, while the rug rats play out the back, on the see saw, and monkey bars.
When the snags are done get some bread and squirt some reddas on it, smear it over with your finger, then shove it in ya gob. Have another jar as ya dry as a chip, cause its so hot you could Bbq a budgie on ya bonnet.
Have a seat in a beanbag, while watchin the footy on the tellie, agueing whether the maggots in white were making good calls, or you were getting ripped off, at half time head to the dunny to have a slash, and drain the main vein, then realise your feeling crook and kneel down talking to "God" on the great white phone.
Go wash Your dial, walk out back as if all's bonza, grab another jar to wash away the taste........ thats Australia Day
I am Judas / Peter a Aussie and bloody proud of it
have fun decifering it !
