For those  who dont know  me, it is said im a hobbit, and as anyone nos hobbits dont venture out much. i came  to chat to escape  but instead i found the best adventure one could and have  been here for yrs and speck i'll b here as long as its here for it is home to me.along the way i have met  some of the greatests ppl who have become  very near and deer to me, one  is even my adopted brother from different mothers. i have been adopted as well by the amish who have taught me as much as Gandaft has (yah i was him too ).i try to keep u all  laughing as much as i can its my goal here . to entertain and make life a little better

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?